I need to check my 0-60 time..

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10/31/2014 at 00:49 • Filed to: None

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I feel like it's down to 8 second. I haven't floored it from 0 lately but between 20 and 50 the absolutely hauls anus. I wish I could force it to start in 2nd gear (shifting to 2nd does not accomplish this. lol automatic), because I actually think it would be faster that way. Or I could put it in 2nd, ride 1st gear up to 40mph, then blip the throttle to make it upshift to 2nd gear...

I need sleep.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 00:51

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Carshow tomorrow?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 00:52

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I must ask.. What's The Murdersofa? Big 'murican landyacht with a powerful LS1? :)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/31/2014 at 00:54

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Big American land yacht with a 3.8 V6.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2014 at 00:56

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Ooh, sounds cool. Buick 3.8? Turbo? must know more :)


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 00:59

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Hey Jake, Ive been meaning to ask you. Would you consider paying for a drawing of the murdersofa? I know I have no shame


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/31/2014 at 01:02

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Non turbo LeSabre painted matte black. I think he has a custom ECU on it, but I won't swear to it. http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/pictures-from-…


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2014 at 01:05

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Ahh.. I've somehow missed that. Cool car I'd say. Thanks mate.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 01:07

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I get the feeling my Accord is in the mid-6 second range. Haven't actually tested it out though. Gas is expensive and that bitch sucks gas.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/31/2014 at 01:07

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He's definitely worked well with what he has in a true Jalop spirit.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 01:24

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It's like getting a yearly physical..."yup, still good!" I checked mine this spring.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 01:56

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I tried it in my 2000 mercury mountaineer with the lousy 4.0 liter v6 sohc ford cologne engine. 24.6 secs with overdrive on, and 19.6 without, now I need to try it starting in first then going up to the rev limiter, then going to second


Kinja'd!!! ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/31/2014 at 13:00

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SLOW!!!! You need 3 more cams...


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier
10/31/2014 at 16:00

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#pushrodlyfe